Your favorite character(s) on Sesame Street can tell you something about your personality.
Which one is your Fav.?
Oscar the Grouch: This type argues with everyone all the time. You know the kind? This type just loves to show off their ability to be a prick often by starting arguments or correcting people for no reason other than the fact they may be bored. If you feel you are this type, quit it! It's not cool to argue seriously over everything, even if it's important. If you carry on this way you'll find people not liking being around you and you probably won't understand why, you may also never get a date and also wonder why.
Big Bird : Here we have a character that most religious fanatics like. Not only religious people appear here, a lot of the top people in mostly everything are very ignorant with a lot of things. This shows in their social life when their still ignorant to other peoples beliefs and customs. America being the most ignorant nation in the world probably has the majority of these people and there's no faster way to turn off a woman than to have a complete ignorant asshole trying to impress her with something pathetic.
Snuffleupagaus: a mammoth-like friend of Big Bird. For many years, Big Bird was the only character to ever see him. So get a grip you needy bastards! Sort it out. Being insecure and needy is not cool, it's childish. If you can't then you’re really limiting the amount of people who will even want to be around you let alone date/talk to you.
Cookie Monster: This type is basically people who are afraid to take any risks and just like to live in their little bubbles and avoid all harm and possibilities of risk! I don't expect everyone to go wild and risk everything, but you should at least do new things which involve risks. This personality type is getting near the end of the list in terms of ability to find a mate and keep a relationship. Most end up with boring wives in boring lives.
The Count: What is your number? Eight, Five? Do you count your cigarettes? Do you count the number of strokes of make up to put on? Do you tap your teeth to your number? How about add up the numbers in peoples names and hope they come out to the multiples of whatever your OCD number is? The Count has been turning children into Freaks for years. The only positive being that you date someone who likes having sex to their number. 16 strokes, 8 head bobs, 4 times a day!
Bert & Ernie: Being gay is too easy. You are most likely latently homosexual. But depending on who you like you are either a neat freak or a slob. An adult who denies they were ever a child, or an immature 30 year old that stills plays video games. Monobrowed Bert may be an Osama Bin Laden simpathizer and Ernie might be a booger-eating shortbus rider.
Grover: Narcissistic supply is exciting. When it is available, the narcissist feels elated, omnipotent, omniscient, handsome, sexy, adventurous, invincible, and irresistible. When it is missing, the narcissist first enters a manic phase of trying to replenish his supply and, if he fails, the narcissist shrivels, withdraws and is reduced to a zombie-like state of numbness. Skydiving, gambling, recklessness with their finances/personal lives. Highly disturbed narcissistic individuals may find extraordinary success in certain professions, such as big business, politics, the entertainment industry, and televangelism.
Elmo: While many people believe that lemmings commit mass suicide when they migrate, this is not the case. Driven by strong biological urges, they will migrate in large groupings when population density becomes too great. Lemmings can and do swim and may choose to cross a body of water in search of a new habitat. On occasion, and particularly in the case of the Norway Lemmings in Scandinavia, large migrating groups will reach a cliff overlooking the ocean. They will stop until the urge to press on causes them to jump off the cliff and start swimming, sometimes to exhaustion and death. Lemmings are also often pushed into the sea as more and more lemmings arrive at the shore.
If I missed your favorite then you're too eccentric anyway.
