I am trying to make up a new word, one so good it quickly becomes part of the fabric of our culture. That would be something. People everywhere using my word to express a feeling they had. Here are a few of my ideas, and an example of their proper usage, for your consideration.
Minigle- Our beloved El Duche made up this word while playing fooseball the other night. Apparently it means to delicately manipulate the fooseball between two of your players before accidentally knocking it into your own goal.
gridlove - A fantasy that occurs when you glance at the person in the car next to you in a traffic jam and are momentarily convinced that they are the answer to all your hopes and dreams. Were her feelings real, or were they just gridlove? She didn't care. She just prayed that her lane would catch up to his.
sortalebrity - This one is credited to James Grim. He defines it as :"anyone that is only famous enough to get on a Celebrity Reality Show."
doorgasm - The feeling of relief and pleasure when the person you had sex with finally goes home. I feigned a bittersweet smile as she walked out of the bedroom, then was rocked by a powerful doorgasm the second I heard her car start.
homortified - The uncomfortable feeling straight men have when they're watching porn and are momentarily turned on by the wrong ass. George was so homortified that he was forced to use his own imagination.
girinal - An upright urinal that ladies can also squat over. (I heard this someplace else, but want to further it's advancement into our society).
Feel free to use them.
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