These are tense times. The future is uncertain. The Stock Market quivers with indecision. The November midterm elections are approaching. All of this uncertainty has produced some interesting candidates. But in my opinion none more entertaining than Christine O'Donnell from Delaware.
Here are two of her more famous quotes:
1. On the topic of stem cell research and human cloning:
"they are doing that here in the United States. American scientific companies are cross-breeding humans and animals and coming up with mice with fully functioning human brains. So they're already into this experiment."
2. On the topic of telling a lie:
" O'DONNELL: A lie, whether it be a lie or an exaggeration, is disrespect to whoever you're exaggerating or lying to, because it's not respecting reality.
MAHER: Quite the opposite, it can be respect.
MAHER: What if someone comes to you in the middle of the Second World War and says, 'do you have any Jewish people in your house?' and you do have them. That would be a lie. That would be disrespectful to Hitler....
O'DONNELL: I believe if I were in that situation, God would provide a way to do the right thing righteously. I believe that!
MAHER: God is not there. Hitler's there and you're there.
O'DONNELL: You never have to practice deception. God always provides a way out. "
God works in mysterious ways. That's why he gave human brains to mice.
O'Donnell a former abstinence advocate, spent much of the nineties fighting against masturbation and pornography in addition to premarital sex and contraception. And back in the 90s, O'Donnell's appearance on MTV's "Sex In The 90s" TV show, has her claiming that masturbation is equal to adultery. But my favorite line is:
"If he can already please himself, then why am I in the picture?"
Because my mouth can't reach?
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