A friend of mine and I have been having a long-standing argument about whose penis is larger. We've thought of having our girlfriends confirm to the other the exact size, but neither one of us trusts that. I don't want to see his penis and he doesn't want to see mine. I don't want my girlfriend looking at his penis and he doesn't was his looking at mine.
So... We just need a girl to look at both of our penises (individually) and then to tell us which one is bigger.
We can't pay much. $50.
Interested?
OMG! this is what its come to? tell you what you need to do...check out your august blog about the old man sneaking pot into jail for his grandson. get a hold of him, have him send YOU the goods, smoke it, and write something interesting!
ReplyDeleteas much as i hate to even entertain this senseless topic, im here, so i will settle your dispute. Mine is bigger than both of yours, and your girlfriends will confirm it :)
you owe me 50 bucks!
I need someone to clean the vomit off of my computer keyboard.
ReplyDeleteThis is the kind of dilemma that causes major conflict between friends. Ever since I was 8 years old I have had this on my mind. I think you have a great concept for a new business. It can't just be about length though. You have to include gerth. After the "decision" you could give the loser helpful tips on how they could make it look bigger even though it isn't and sell creams and pills. Doesn't Congress already have a group that does this? I think they're call interns.
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